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Rude cards for any occasion. Share some love with an explicit birthday message or festive innuendo. This range of offensive cards is sure to make you and the special recipient laugh.
  • Massive Twat Rude Card

    £2.99

    You weren't looking for a nice card, let's be honest. So get this rude card in the post and share some love. Blank inside Comes with white envelop...

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    £2.99
  • Bellend Happy Rude Birthday Card

    £2.99

    Honesty is crucial to a real friendship, so just tell it like it is. It's their birthday after all, they won't mind. Blank inside Comes with white...

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    £2.99
  • Picture Of Dinner Rude Card

    £2.99

    Show your friends how you really feel about their daily insta post.  Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Please note, this is an offensive ...

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    £2.99
  • Cheryl on Facebook Rude Card

    £2.99

    We all have annoying friends who constantly check-in on Facebook. Send a subtle hint - especially fitting if your friend is called Cheryl. Blank i...

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    £2.99
  • It's Not You Barbara Rude Card

    £2.99

    We've all been in this situation before! Show how close love & hate are with this fantastic rude card, great for any occasion. Blank inside Co...

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    £2.99
  • Shit Tray Rude Birthday Card

    £2.99

    Lionel really doesn't care who's birthday it is, at least dogs show some excitement. Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Please note, this ...

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    £2.99
  • Fatty Rude Card

    £2.99

    Show some love for a chubby friend, as long as you love them they won't mind a thoughtful rude card. Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Pl...

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    £2.99
  • Another Bastard Rude Birthday Card

    £2.99

    There's not much description needed, this card says EXACTLY how they feel. No one really wants to be getting older! Blank inside Comes with white ...

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    £2.99
  • Cocky Balboa Rude Card

    £2.99

    Support a rocky wannabe mate, or send some humerus wishes with this play-on-words offensive card. Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Pleas...

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    £2.99
  • There's No I in Team Rude Card

    £2.99

    This rude card is simply beautiful. It's perfect if you're leaving a job and want to wish your ex-team leader all the best. Blank inside Comes wit...

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    £2.99
  • Complimentary Water Greetings Card

    £2.99

    Share a laugh with this funny greetings card. Blank inside Comes with white envelope

    £2.99
  • Bottomless Brunch Rude Card

    £2.99

    Make a friend chuckle when they receive this offensive card. Suitable for almost every celebration. Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Ple...

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    £2.99
  • Cock Offensive Card

    £2.99

    Simple and effective. Send a friend this offensive card for any occasion throughout the year. Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Please no...

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    £2.99
  • Cock Drawing Rude Card

    £2.99

    What is it they say... a picture paints a thousand words? Blank inside Comes with white envelope ** Please note, this is an offensive card, we ar...

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    £2.99
  • Big Fan Greetings Card

    £2.99

    Send your love and support with this affectionate card. Ideal as a congratulations for a friend who has recently won X-Factor. Blank inside Comes ...

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    £2.99